Pause it, Play it, Pause It, Play It.

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Message me & submit something

Send me ‘unf’ and I will answer these for you

gypsychick38:

You are:

[] Cute

[] Adorable

[] Pretty

[] Beautiful

[] Sexy

[] askjdgfl

If you kissed me I would:

[] Kiss you back

[] Be shocked

[] Smile and laugh

[] Push you away

[] Slap you

If you asked me out I would say:

[] No

[] Yes

[] HOLY MOTHER OF GOD, YES

Can we cuddle?

[] No thank you

[] Yes please

Sex?

[] No thank you

[] Yes please

[] Now. Right now. My bed. Hurry.

Blaze it
How To Flirt/Sexting- Lesson #1

nothingt0hide:

Roses Are Red

Violets Are Blue

Can You Send Me a Nude?

Adding this to my poem collection

w-anderin-g:

it’s 3:26 am and I’m listening to the 1975 and this stuck with me because it’s true

bewwbs:

how to get girls to like you:

  1. compliment their eyebrows
  2. eat them out
Is this true

(Source: a-greek-goddess, via purr-fect-princess)

Horngry

Q: How do you pick which blog to follow?

asked by Anonymous

A:

ouija board


Woaaah the wink emoji just made that far more sexual than intended

Q: Parles-tu le français, ou utiliser le Google?

asked by Anonymous

A:

Je parle un peu, j’etudè Français à college pour beaucoup ans. Cependant, google l’aide. Think that’s right? Didn’t use google ahah


Q: your def cute (as in i could bang you mercilessly.)

asked by Anonymous

A:

If only you weren’t anon 😩


Another poem

Her eyes were like poetry
Her nudes were like warm pizza